Let’s get one thing straight. I’m the funny guy around here.

(via nathanyounging)




Charlie Bartlett (2007) dir. Jon Poll
"Everybody needs to vent a little now and again, don’t you figure? Some of us are privileged enough to vent to you in the boys’ room stall and the rest of us have to settle for less conventional methods, like, I don’t know, a bottle of booze and a handgun."

Charlie Bartlett (2007) dir. Jon Poll

"Everybody needs to vent a little now and again, don’t you figure? Some of us are privileged enough to vent to you in the boys’ room stall and the rest of us have to settle for less conventional methods, like, I don’t know, a bottle of booze and a handgun."

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megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

megablaziken:

megablaziken:

throwback to me in high school

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a-ghra-geal:

This actually broke my heart.

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trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

(via iamthewhitegirl)


dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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(via awkwardvagina)



When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn’t place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.

Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage.  

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lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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(via iamthewhitegirl)


(via katxdennings)

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