ponett:

this is like the internet equivalent of the thing they do in zombie movies where they warn people to stay out by writing shit like “DON’T OPEN, DEAD INSIDE” on doors

ponett:

this is like the internet equivalent of the thing they do in zombie movies where they warn people to stay out by writing shit like “DON’T OPEN, DEAD INSIDE” on doors

(via ruinedchildhood)





glowcloud:

"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast

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tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

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puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

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buttonpoetry:

Omoizele “Oz” Okoawo - “Raindrops”

"Raindrops think they’re flying until they hit the ground."

Performing for Boston at the 2014 National Poetry Slam. Subscribe to Button on YouTube!


get to know me meme: 5/5 favourite actresses; Kat Dennings.

(via fuckyeahkatdenningsdaily)


put-him-in-custardy:

this is how Parks and Recreation explained Chris Pratt’s weight loss for Guardians of the Galaxy 

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stains:

this is my sisters contacts

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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(via ruinedchildhood)


robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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